one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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