she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
soo... how was my night?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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