As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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