So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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