I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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