In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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