I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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