So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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