I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Naked. naked and bneed help.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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