Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
you never un-have a 4some
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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