so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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