But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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