Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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