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(336): View more from North Carolina

This house was built for laser tag.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came

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(847): View more from Illinois

Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.

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(718): View more from New York

Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"

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(614): View more from Ohio

Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD

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(518): View more from New York

I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life

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(313): View more from Michigan

I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.

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