they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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