i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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