Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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