Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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