the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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