That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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