he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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