OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
whose ass print is on the piano?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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