bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
