Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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