I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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