She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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