Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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