Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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