I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I wear drunk well.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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