I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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