I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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