He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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