To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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