The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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