VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Say something about gay babies.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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