just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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