Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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