Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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