Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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