But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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