LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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