She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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