So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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