Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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