He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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