belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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