so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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