Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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