so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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