real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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