"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
why is half of my head shaved?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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