Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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