Don't you send me to vm
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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