waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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