yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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