i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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